Sunday, April 26, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Maybe we should give her a glass
SNOW!
Friday, March 27, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Rockin' Friends
Monday, March 16, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
belly buttons ROCK!
Sunday Sweet
Sunday, March 08, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
First Night Out
Thursday, February 05, 2009
This cracked me up!
Cold Weather Behavior
60 ABOVE ZERO: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.
50 ABOVE ZERO: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Duluth.
40 ABOVE ZERO: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the sunroof open.
32 ABOVE ZERO: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidgi gets thicker.
20 ABOVE ZERO: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens. Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.
15 ABOVE ZERO: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold.
ZERO: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows.
10 BELOW ZERO: Californians fly away to Mexico. Minnesotans dig out their winter coats from storage.
25 BELOW ZERO: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door.
40 BELOW ZERO: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.
100 BELOW ZERO: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because the mini-van won't start.
460 BELOW ZERO: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Minnesota can be heard to say, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 BELOW ZERO: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late.
60 ABOVE ZERO: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.
50 ABOVE ZERO: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Duluth.
40 ABOVE ZERO: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the sunroof open.
32 ABOVE ZERO: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidgi gets thicker.
20 ABOVE ZERO: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens. Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.
15 ABOVE ZERO: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold.
ZERO: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows.
10 BELOW ZERO: Californians fly away to Mexico. Minnesotans dig out their winter coats from storage.
25 BELOW ZERO: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door.
40 BELOW ZERO: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.
100 BELOW ZERO: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because the mini-van won't start.
460 BELOW ZERO: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Minnesota can be heard to say, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 BELOW ZERO: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late.
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