Mommy and Daddy had their first "date" since Amika. We went to a Valentine's Day wedding. Love was everywhere. :-)
Sunday, February 15, 2009
First Night Out
Mommy and Daddy had their first "date" since Amika. We went to a Valentine's Day wedding. Love was everywhere. :-)
Thursday, February 05, 2009
This cracked me up!
Cold Weather Behavior
60 ABOVE ZERO: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.
50 ABOVE ZERO: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Duluth.
40 ABOVE ZERO: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the sunroof open.
32 ABOVE ZERO: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidgi gets thicker.
20 ABOVE ZERO: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens. Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.
15 ABOVE ZERO: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold.
ZERO: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows.
10 BELOW ZERO: Californians fly away to Mexico. Minnesotans dig out their winter coats from storage.
25 BELOW ZERO: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door.
40 BELOW ZERO: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.
100 BELOW ZERO: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because the mini-van won't start.
460 BELOW ZERO: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Minnesota can be heard to say, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 BELOW ZERO: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late.
60 ABOVE ZERO: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.
50 ABOVE ZERO: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Duluth.
40 ABOVE ZERO: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the sunroof open.
32 ABOVE ZERO: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidgi gets thicker.
20 ABOVE ZERO: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens. Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.
15 ABOVE ZERO: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold.
ZERO: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows.
10 BELOW ZERO: Californians fly away to Mexico. Minnesotans dig out their winter coats from storage.
25 BELOW ZERO: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door.
40 BELOW ZERO: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.
100 BELOW ZERO: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because the mini-van won't start.
460 BELOW ZERO: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Minnesota can be heard to say, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 BELOW ZERO: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late.
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